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Rick
05-04-2010, 02:17 PM
This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first
the lady said,

"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to
her that my

Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak
English and

have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me
to feed

them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty

because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn this is a *_great_* country.